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August 31

Welcome to the Mesmer & Braid Family

Congratulations!
After reviewing your Collaborator Assessment Test results, you have been approved for preliminary access to the Mesmernet Associate Portal. https://www.mesmerandbraid.com/mesmernet (password: mesmer)

Additional information about the nature of your assignment is forthcoming, pending further review by management.

Thank you for your interest in Mesmer & Braid …
… and welcome to the family!

Collaborator Relations
Mesmer & Braid
New York | San Francisco | Berlin | Singapore | Bristol
(646) 736-1377
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September 4

Your first week

We hope you are enjoying your time as a Collaborator at Mesmer & Braid.
Hopefully you have had an opportunity to familiarize yourself with our onboarding documents by now. If you have any problems or questions, your Collaborator Relations team is here to help in any way we can.

Remember, the Mesmernet Portal (https://mesmerandbraid.com/mesmernet) is the best way to keep current with what is going on. Make a habit of stopping by, as we are always sharing important and interesting things there. Of particular note this week:

The executive team has been informed of a potential liability in the form of a curious social media account, @blurbex49 (https://www.tiktok.com/@blurbex49), who has seemingly stumbled onto a company asset presumed deprecated. Please keep in mind that projects are archived for a reason, and that our legacy is paramount to our standing as an industry leader.

September 8

New Collaborator Next Steps

For the next step in your journey, we ask that you take a short quiz to help us ascertain your level of comprehension of Mesmer & Braid practices and procedures. https://mesmernet.mesmerandbraid.com/mesmernet/New_Collaborator_Quiz.pdf

Collaborator Relations
Mesmer & Braid
New York | San Francisco | Berlin | Singapore | Bristol
(646) 736-1377
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September 12

Special Announcement: California Fires

Due to air quality concerns, all Mesmer & Braid offices in California will remain closed until conditions improve. In order for all company projects to proceed as scheduled, we encourage affected associates to WFH or utilize PTO.

Collaborator Relations
Mesmer & Braid
New York | San Francisco | Berlin | Singapore | Bristol
(646) 736-1377
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September 16

An Important Message From Wolf Mesmer Jr.

Beginning this week, at my personal insistence, we will be instituting Casual Fridays at all offices.

I have taken a back seat in recent years to my wife's brilliant leadership of Mesmer & Braid, it’s true, but I’m still looking out for my trusted collaborators:

To get you ready for our first Casual Friday, I put together an mp3 preview of “Vera’s Dream Mix”, even though she’d prefer I didn’t share it with you.

Listen to it on loop to get you in the mood.

Your collaborator, Wolf.

Wolf Mesmer, Jr.
Mesmer & Braid
New York | San Francisco | Berlin | Singapore | Bristol
(646) 736-1377
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